Worst case scenario, everything will be fine.

I like the little things in life.

hardcorebrownie:

today i sneezed in class and two people said “bless you” i’m getting famous faster than u all think

(via mshobo)

50kwatch:

u know what the worst thing about being a girl is… is when another girl asks u for a hair tie, but its ur last one, but u can’t say u don’t have one because she knows its on ur wrist, so u give it to her, and then she says “oh i’ll give it back!” knowing damn well she won’t, and u sit there sad because now you have to go buy another pack of hair ties that u know ur gonna lose by the end of the month

(via mshobo)

WHEN SOMEONE U LIKE TEXTS BACK REALLY FAST

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Me.

(via funnybro)

radstunts:

scraggay:

therealhamster:

scraggay:

handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself

you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo

i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point

this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet

(Source: terrakion, via funnybro)